Dear Mr. Snickers Bar

Dear Mr. Snickers Bar:

Have I told you lately that I love you?
The very sight of you sends chills up my spine.
Your sweet caramel goodness sets me on fire.
Your velvety chocolate skin is a beauty like no other.

As I eye you through the crusty glass of the vending machine
I long to have you..
to hold you..
to know you...

But alas....i cannot...

...because I have no change...

*sigh*